fake economic savior

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.

I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

by dustbruh September 22, 2021

stavroula

a wonderful and smart person who loves to have a good time and make everyone happy. they always makes sure someone is okay when they seem sad. they can get a little bitchy sometimes but then it's all good. they love everyone.

A: did you see that amazing person out there?
B: yeah, shes names stavroula a.k.a awesome

by lalalalalalala123456696969696 August 15, 2011

Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

Anti-stationwagonism

A term made up by Ciro de Siena from cars.co.za about the fear of station wagons and moving away from station wagons and buying worthless crossover SUVs.

Anti-stationwagonism is very widespread in many areas of the world, apart from say Europe.

by KnorrGuy November 6, 2022

Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023