cobra starship

cobra starship kick ass. that's all you need to know.

gabe saporta. alex suarez. ryland blackinton. vicky-t asher. nate novarro.

-We are proud shelf kids !-
-WHO FROZE JESUS?!- (i named my ipod frozen jesus btw)
-Cobrahcam+Shelf Kids= STALKERS WITH PERMISSION

COBRA STARSHIP ROCKS.

by Cobra's #1 Stalker March 14, 2009

Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

STARSHIP 7

The new word for the Michael Vick Experience or MV7. In the days prior to his prison sentence with the Falcons, fans would watch their unstoppable scrambling QB and compare it to a thrill ride.

In 2009 Michael would sign with the Philadelphia Eagles and in 2010 he would earn the starting role. Few people believed Vick would ever be as good as he once was, if not, better.

On the night of Monday, November 15th 2010, on his return to the field from an injury suffered against the Redskins a few weeks earlier in the season. Vick would ascend to what Jon Gruden coined as "STARSHIP 7" status; quite simply meaning, he does it all. He is on a whole 'nother level inconceivable to our knowledge of football in the present.

(before gametime)
Adam: "You ready for the game 2nite?"
Ryan: "Yea do you know what time the launch is set for?"
Adam: "What? What Launch?"
Ryan: "STARSHIP 7 is goin' off!!!"
Adam: "OH SHIT!!!!!!"

(facebook status before gametime)
Adam W. is looking to the sky tonight because there are reports that STARSHIP 7 took off on the redskins...

by woody7 November 23, 2010

Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2010

cobra starship

cobra starship is an awesome band. btw.. the song snakes on a plane wasn't made from the movie! they were created w/o knowledge of each other and the chorus was later changed to make it more fitting when told it was being used in the film.

cobra starship is o so cobralicious!

by matt calo October 28, 2007

starship troopers

for those who actually dont know what it is, its a military novel/movie. i never read the novel but the movie was about a group of soldiers fighting crazy aliens from another planet.

all i know is that co-ed showers rock

by alex r May 4, 2005

African Starship

the act of tugging ones testicles the whole way back between ones butt cheeks, just above the anus and farting spraying star shaped fecal patterns on a lovers breast and neck area..

I knew I loved her when i gave her an African Starship
and she went to work afterwards without taking a shower.

by Chuck Knowl or some shit April 7, 2011