stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.

The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

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stark naked

butt ass naked
or
without clothing

she walked in on me stark naked

by philly85 March 21, 2009

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Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012

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Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.

Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue

by guy1990 December 30, 2009

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stark bomb

Joke or mild witticism that is expected by the person telling it to receive only limited reaction or laughter but is instead met with explosive guffaws from everyone within earshot.

Man, who knew people would still laugh at yo-mama jokes. I've got to admit, that last one was a real stark bomb.

by De Nargas July 21, 2009

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