Guys in a Pub
Guy 1: Can you smell mackerel?
Guy 2: Yeah, where is that coming from?
H MacCarthy: Don't worry boys, thats my pussy stink and my fish market is open all day long....
After Daniel fingered his girlfriend Kandy, he noticed that his finger still smelled horriblethe next day and said "Damn that girl has got some major stankpuss!"