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If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."
by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016
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Dank booty stank

used as an expression when a girl has a nice juicy ass but it stinks like hell or it can mean when a girl has a nice juicy ass but shes from Korea and has gonorrhea
by SALLY SUCKONMYDICK June 18, 2018
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dank and stank

When you're really dank and stank at the same time. Nobody really knows what happens to you if you're dank and stank at the same time, but maybe its better for society to not know.
Where did timothy go? Did he go dank and stank?
by hdjkshadjkhasjdk June 4, 2022
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Drank, Dank, and Spank

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.
Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"
by Milly Bo Jenkins December 29, 2010
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drank as a skank

Dude! You're drank as a skank.
by Christopher Micheal O'Connor February 28, 2005
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Stanky Dank

Any type of weed, USUALLY chronic or purple kush, that has been properly cured and dried for a long period of time. It is called STANKY DANK because when MJ Dealers grow, they usually will quick dry by throwing their weed in an oven or by other methods; when it is cured and dried properly the weed will keep the optimal potency, taste, and smell.
That shy iz sum of da stankiest stanky dank i've evur had! hyuck hyuck
by CAPN November 28, 2004
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Swank dank

Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever
Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.
by Swank dank September 25, 2019
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