squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 14, 2004

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 26, 2011

squirtling

The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"

After the act: "Now that is what I call squirtling."

by iron_ick August 22, 2016

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

by Frotaku October 7, 2019

Squirtle

When a women squirts or sprays on someone's face..

I was going down in the bitch and she squirtled on my fuckin face..

by HoustonUberGuy August 4, 2017

squirtle

a squirtle is when a chick has diarrhea and you are doin her in the pussy and you make her orgasm so much that she cums, pisses, and shits all at the same time

i was crying after i accidentally pulled off the squirtle.

by happyjack5 September 10, 2009