squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.

Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014

squidward cooch

when your coochie sounds like squidward walking

Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him

by pproblemm April 1, 2020

squidward check

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.

AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA

by naftin December 28, 2020

Squidward

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008

squidward complex

The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.

Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.

by Jamesican May 26, 2015

squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?

by GrizzlyBaritone September 6, 2016