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squibbly

A verbal ejaculation of sorts discharged via flesh pen; most often experienced by authors after a prolonged period of writer's block (a.k.a) writer's priapism. The final result being a 'squibbly' or sudden burst of white creative pearl jam onto Big Chief steno pad. Similar to a brain fart but differing in that a very tangible and proteinaceous goo is yielded, often requiring the services of a Latina maid and or clean up crew.
Tucker, one of many men suffering from writer's priapism, had been working on the same sentence of the first paragraph of the same novel for seven years. One night in Tibet, while working on his novel and simultaneously downloading porn via Rapidshare, a 'squibbly' discharged from the flesh pen betwixt his crotch, darting across his room in an F1-Tomcat-like fashion and, unfortunately, outside his open window and onto his gay neighbor Bryce's bougainvillea garden.

The 'squibbly' or unannounced burst of creative goo remained irretrievable due to the fact that the bougainvillea garden resided next to a local Tibetan glory hole den. Tod's protection had been seized by customs on his flight to Tibet. The adamantium buttplug, which Tod normally bore in his asshole for such occasions, had failed to bypass the metal detectors at LAX.

Tod sighed with depression, wishing that he had been sporting a flack catching device.
by Trout Appleseed May 10, 2010
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SquiblyDoo

Squib-Lee-Doo; A PHENOMENALLY AWESOME online deal
Well SquiblyDoo! This deal is freakin awesome!
by TheSquibly July 12, 2011
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Quibbledick

1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.

It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Every group of friends has a quibbledick parasite on their hands
by Freeway Ricky Ro$$ May 16, 2010
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Squibble

A squibble is a small squabble. A squabble is little skirmish.
We had a squibble over who was the better candidate for office.
by Squibbly Squabbler October 3, 2012
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Squibbly

Feeling like your brain is rattling around in your head after taking medication.
Drinking grape cough syrup makes my brain feel squibbly.
by Kyle_5 October 21, 2010
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Squibble Head

Someone not very intelligent and quite slow. May or may not shit themselves regulary
by sav May 22, 2012
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squibbie

Squbbie means when your feeling hibbie and you just want to squibbie
Are you a squibbie
by Hibbie December 1, 2017
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