Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.

These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!

by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008

Mall Squatter

All the same qualities of a mall crawler but for overlanders. Usually a late model 4runner or Jeep JK with tons of unnecessary off road shit strapped to their vehicles, which they'll never use. Mall Squatters are easily identified by their roof top tent, 33 inch tires, maxtrax pads and empty rotopax attached to the exterior of their vehicle. The tires will be glazed with tire shine, the paint will look just like it did the day they bought it, and the headliner will be covered with overlanding patches. Light bars and ditch lights with yellow lenses are also a dead giveaway.

Maria - "why does that guys always have a roof top tent on his minivan?"
Me- "For squatting at the mall and Instagram pictures"
Maria- "does he ever use it?"
Me- "yea, he camps in it 3 times a year but paid more for it than the mattress on his bed"
Maria- "why does he have water and gas cans strapped to his tire carrier, does he travel a lot?"
Me- "no, they're empty"
Maria- "so he's just a mall squatter."

by @floppedyota October 10, 2017

Squatteasing

Nasty dancing wherein the dancer squats, opens the legs, then stands up.

An exotic dancer is squatteasing around the pole to show the audience her wears.

by Ms. Opes July 26, 2008

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.

Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

squatter punk

Homeless punks, either got kicked out of their houses for rebellion, or is old enough to not be able to afford a house on their own. Not someone who is lazy, becasue thier not lazy.. most of them do have jobs.. but dont make enough money to buy a house, or old enough. Most of them are nice people.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003