Squeege 

Someone who's really annoying, like the sound of your windshield wipers quickly squeeging in a heavy rain.

That dudes a squeege bro.
Don't mind her, she's the squeegest.
Nothing but squeeges as far as the eye can see.

Squeege by Snack Jackal March 29, 2024

take a squeege 

In reference to urination.

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.

take a squeege by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

dill-squeege 

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

dill-squeege by K_Slack December 5, 2003

dirt squeege 

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

dirt squeege by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

Alabama Squeezebox by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023