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Squeaker

A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).
Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!
by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014
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old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.
We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.
by Mike Payne May 2, 2008
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Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.
These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!
by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008
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squeaker

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!
by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006
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Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!
by Centerwarz July 13, 2011
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tennessee squeaker

When the vagina is not wet but the male still shoves his penis in there any way and goes till it starts squeaking and then he busts all kinds of nuts deep inside and then rips his penis out with great force.
That girl is about to get a tennessee squeaker.
by 127373 May 24, 2016
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Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.
(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.
by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013
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