Squats

A flexible word, like Fuck, it can be used like ‘that slaps’, but also can be used in a shady sense to refer to the fake-ass yoga-pant-wearing style common with Karens

What’s that?
-Tangerine Seltzer. Shit squats

I heard you got HPV?
-Yeah, fucking squats

by maaaannnn January 26, 2021

squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.

Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.

by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014

squat

incredibly british way to suggest eating a bitch out.

ello' puppet, fancy comin' over and takin a nice squat on ma' face?

by tolerableintolerance September 19, 2009

Squatted

Another word for shitted or shatted. To OD or overdo it. Kill it.

He squatted on his rhymes. I don't think his opponent can recover from that diss.

by Juana4ev November 7, 2005

Squat

A move performed in many video games, such as Killzone 2

"Bro, how do you squat?"

by TWEBSTAH April 13, 2010

squat

A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.

The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

Squat

The thing you actually need to do to poop.

Person 1: I poop sitting.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.

by the random. October 5, 2021