Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.
I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.
by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025
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Squart

The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.
"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."
by waawaweewaa June 15, 2021
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Squarting

The act of squatting and squirting at the same time. Often done in the gym.
"Wow, that bitch can SQUART"

"Whenever i go to the gym, I love squarting"
by Squarting Expert October 24, 2019
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Squart Diaper

A diaper for liftas who need to let it rip, A squart diaper is used to hold the wet mix between a fart and diarrhea
I just filled my squart diaper” the lifter said, as he made his way to the front desk at planet shtness.
by AquiraHead October 2, 2025
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Squart

A squirt-fart.
That was the loudest squart I have ever heard.
by 86Artsyz November 12, 2024
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Squart

A low piched deep fart performed whilst one is squatting.
Ben was passed out on the floor so joe stood over him and squarted.
by Squart Boy June 13, 2016
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Squart

When your man makes you squirt so good you fart
by FatDaaaaaddddy December 24, 2020
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