Squart
To squat down into the stench of your own gas passary. Synonym to "crop dust", only it's done to yourself and particularly when you squat into it.
Past tense: squartted
Verb: squarting
Past tense: squartted
Verb: squarting
1: "Oh my God, I can't believe I just squarted myself
What an idiot!"
2: "You just know that guy over there is squarting as we speak."
What an idiot!"
2: "You just know that guy over there is squarting as we speak."
Squart by Stop it Ron May 27, 2026
Get the Squart mug.