Squart

The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.

"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."

by waawaweewaa June 16, 2021

Squart

When your man makes you squirt so good you fart

My baby daddy made me squart

by FatDaaaaaddddy December 25, 2020

Squart

A squirt-fart.

That was the loudest squart I have ever heard.

by 86Artsyz November 13, 2024

Squart

A low piched deep fart performed whilst one is squatting.

Ben was passed out on the floor so joe stood over him and squarted.

by Squart Boy April 12, 2016

Squart

A squat fart

While doing squats, I farted. "Stop squarting!"

by JMRB March 24, 2017