sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009

Spurd

A spurd is the term used for the aftermath of when someone has had unprotected anal sex resulting in an ass filled with semen:

A sperm turd.

I fucked Becky in the ass last night and this morning she had a massive spurd.

I am so going to need to take a spurd after that fucking!

by Thespurdinater September 25, 2011

bi-spurious

Used to describe people (usually women) who show bi-sexual behavior because of the reaction it brings from the opposite sex, compared to real bisexuals who do it because they like/want to.

"Shes kissing that girl because all the guys are near her... she is so bi-spurious."

by MrStonedOne March 17, 2010

Sourdough cunt vomit

Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.

Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.

by Jacques Asse April 16, 2009

Sourdough Blow

After a man penetrates a yeast infected vagina, the woman proceeds to perform fellatio. In doing so, she ingests her own yeast infected juices.

I got this ho on discount cause she had a nasty yeast infection. It was all good though cause I got a sourdough blow.

by ChrisHansen March 7, 2008

Sourdough Pussy

When that pussy smelling like some fresh sourdough bread.

Damn you fucking with Ailie? I heard she got some sourdough pussy.

by Gshlong January 31, 2021