Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

spish

odd or absurd, from suspicious.

"Jay just walked into the party with Kirstyn!"
"But I thought he was with Kailey?"
"How spish!"

"Oh my gosh. That creepy man staring at us from across the street is so spish."

by gracie chimes June 8, 2009

Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap

I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.

by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010