spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

spookball

Scottish, Glasgow, A derogatory term for someone who looks out of the ordinary or different in anyway.

Describing someone walking by you might say that they look like a spookball

by Alan Docherty October 30, 2007

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Spook Strickland

Heavy Rock guitar player from Washington state. Best know for his thick tone, psychedelic blues runs and playing guitar solos with a drum stick.

Did ya see that Spook Strickland dude last night? he was playing with a drum stick on his freaking guitar!

by PeavySunn November 17, 2010

soft-spoken

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.

While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Spook The Herd

When ones actions disperse a group of the opposite sex. Caused by loud, rude, immature, or generally offensive actions. Not confined to but often related to drunken behavior.

Every time Joe drinks he thinks he can dance. But, he all he does is "spook the herd"

by BBradsky October 3, 2008