Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010

springfest

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.

"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"

by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.

"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"

by actually batman October 22, 2017

piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.

The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010

Gym Sock Sprinkler

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.

My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

by Florida MILF May 13, 2010