If you niggaz dont already know springfield massachusetts is tha shit We the home of the dopest lifestyles around and dont nobody fuck with a springfield nigga and get away woith it for real bruhh if you dont give respect the the realest fuckin town in the state of Mass then you can get da fuck out cuz we dont fuck with bum ass bitches like you. We got the realest gangs schools and ballers around damn muthafucka we the home of basketball muthafucka thats right I said BASKETBALL you think we need your bitch ass when we the fuckin inventors of the goddamn NBA forreal nigga if it wasnt for us your bitch ass wouldnt even be able to say ball is life so check yourself and fuck up before you cross the wrong niggaq who pop a cap in yo sorry ass for dropping shit on his city. Like muthafucka we drink vodka for breakfast you little bitch you think you can fuck with that damn boi you do not fuckin want in smh get the fuck out you pussy and dont ever talk shit bout Bangfield again for one of my gang boy niggas puts a glock to your sorry ass head smh little bitch
Some bitch ass niggas from Longmeadow wanted to talk shit likr they had a big game but the ballers from Springfield put them in thier place real quick. #Bangfield #Fuckboys
by KINGMARKS October 15, 2014
A suck ass town. U may have heard Zach G. Talk about it. WHAT HE SAID IS BULLSHIT. Are parks are condemed for having biohazardeous chemicals and lead beneath the soil. Are schools suck... there is piss on the walls, all lunch ladies fuck the Turkey, Are teachers are anti semitic, and half of the school doesn't get heat. We also waist all of are money to try and be like other towns. Sadly we lack the good parts other towns have. We also have an estimate that 78% of the high schoolers have smoked weed once
Springfield is like the crappy version of idaho... Also we put the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee back in weed
by SUPER SOY BOY January 19, 2005
The Springfield that Zach G. describes is the one I'm from. I agree that it's a pretty good place. Not too far away from NYC, okay schools, good history, and a very good diversity of people including groups such as blacks, jews, Puerto Ricans, Costa Ricans,Italians, Mulattoes, Colombians, Jamaicans,Chileans, Russians, and yes, even Albanians. The main thing i fell wrong with it is that too many people try to think they're ghetto. Folks, if you're living in any place called Springfield, I feel that you're automatically disqualified for being ghetto. You can be cool and be in Springfield but you're in no conceivable way ghetto completely as long as Springfield remains suburban. other then this gripe, it's all cool.
by The Almight Lizard King November 06, 2004
Township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, in Montgomery County (Not to be confused with Springfield Delco).
Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.
Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.
309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.
Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.
Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.
309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.
I took Bethlehem Pike down to Springfield and got fucked up by G-Maf. They're harder than they sound.
by Isaiah Jenkins August 31, 2005
An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.
by analmaniac_666_69 July 09, 2012
Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
by God, I'm So Great September 16, 2019
Greatest Soul singer ever, a person who is capable of delivering a sense of longing into her music despite the complexity level of her materials. Also notable for launching the "Beehive Hair and Panda Eyes" look that was later adopted and alternated by Amy Winehouse. Dusty is also a good friend of Lulu, Pet Shop Boys and Elton John.
A: Can't believe my 15-year-old son likes Dusty Springfield...
B: It's Dusty! Who can possibly dislike her?
B: It's Dusty! Who can possibly dislike her?
by glamourbot October 16, 2011