woll smoth

Woll Smoth is the name of a weird photoshoped image of Will Smith where his eyes and mouth have been reduced in size. Woll Smoth allegedly plays in the movie I Om Lugund.

Have you seen Woll Smoth's latest movie, I om lugund?

by nxsty January 31, 2008

Ground Sloth

Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.

I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.

by P.Rex December 2, 2016

Breast Smother

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.

A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*

by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008

sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.

That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.

by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011

Slothalothaphobia

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo

'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'

by Sloth guy December 23, 2012

Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.

When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!

by facechair February 21, 2009