Suicidal Spork 

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference

Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork

Suicidal Spork by BumBro March 24, 2019

shit balls on a spork 

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

shit balls on a spork by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

spork

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork

sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.

spork by 4dimensional March 19, 2004

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

Captain Spork by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

to spork 

To have an erection while spooning.

Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

to spork by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011

Rusty Spork 

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

Rusty Spork by Gammasite December 28, 2007

ms.spork 

dumb bitch named "Aly" of Japanese Anime:1 who makes up shit about her life to get attention and even goes so far as to e-date the pedo Lech

ms.spork: I just got back from an asylum!!!!

ms.spork by 8th division captain March 1, 2008