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A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

by PanderSpooch January 09, 2015

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the sound a new-born baby makes after coming out of his mother.
- Link Neal, GMM

"Spooch, spooch!"

by Mythical294 June 25, 2020

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a word of 2 components, the first part being spoon, an insult that tops all others. and the second part being gooch, meaning the part just under your ball sack.

OMG dude, your such a fucking spooch

by SpoochDealer June 13, 2019

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