I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!
by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009
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speak when spoken to

A phrase back in the day in which people would tell their children or wife to speak only when an adult begins to talk to you. In other words stay quiet.
Similar to the phrase stay quiet when the adults are talking.

Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.
by Lovewithoutlife November 22, 2013
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Softly Spoken Lies

Hey man, you feel like speedballing or getting some softly spoken lies?
by trinity5227 November 24, 2009
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Kirtis’ Spoken Word

“Stop instant goaling me, i cant win like this
Violence is aways the answer”
“Aw”
-Kirtis’ Spoken Word
by deatheroma October 16, 2018
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what's spoken when smokin'

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.
Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."
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A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.
I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.
by Diane1019 February 05, 2009
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it's a saying to those who live up to what they are being called (like a really caring person or loving father) because no one else has said it before.
for example; I know no truer words were ever spoken but you're a really good friend.
by Jimmay03 February 05, 2014
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