Spoke-fag

A worthless member of society that chooses to ride a pedal bike in the middle of public road. With complete disregard for Motorists traveling on the roadways that pay registration and insurance to legally be on them.

Whoops, another Spoke-Fag got hit by a car today.

Retard in a Leotard.

by spoke fag slayer July 13, 2011

spoke sucker

Equivalent to femail hockey groupies, the Puck Bunny, but is a femaile cycling groupie.

Look at those chicks surrounding the guy in spandex. Bunch of spoke suckers.

by juker669 September 27, 2007

Spoke-o

A verbal form of a typo.

That's the first time i've won everything, i mean anything. Sorry spoke-o.

by Student House '09 May 6, 2009

Spoke Hunter

One who's only purpose in life is to seek and destroy your SPOKES, usually with their penis but a number of fruits and vegitables and household appliences are sometimes used as well.

The inmate in cell block D is a well known Spoke Hunter.

by Fngrz July 9, 2010

Spoke Bender

Butt fucker, as in wagon wheel or anus.

He's a spoke bender for sure

by Nivekretneprac September 8, 2018

Spoke rider

One who prefers the backside of either gender.

Back in college, I was an avid spoke rider.

by Mikeywoowooh August 1, 2025

missing a spoke

missing a tooth

Everytime Carl smiled you clearly could see he was missing a spoke

by sheila in the car July 10, 2009