Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Slunking

The act of sledding while drunk.

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah

by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

spelunking

If you ask people who actually go caving, spelunking is the derogatory term for stupid or unprepared cave trips. Origin: "spelunk" is the sound a clumsy caver makes when he slips and falls in a cave and lands in water.

If you don't take a helmet, more than one source of light, and a few friends into the cave with you, then you're not caving. You're spelunking.

by Sundog December 15, 2008

spelunking

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)

Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009