by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull
2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"
Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
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by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018
I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.
by Djangoboone May 12, 2008
The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013