splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.

The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.

by D's August 21, 2005

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splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

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philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018

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Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

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spunk shui

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

by frankenspine April 9, 2009

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