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splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.
That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.
by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023
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splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv
Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!
by jonahthefly January 29, 2024
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Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.
Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.
by 7upinacup January 29, 2024
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Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message
Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.
by rharris415 August 15, 2024
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Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal
Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!
by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025
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Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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oinkie sploinkie

a dance move that allows maximum women (rizz)
hit the oinkie sploinkie
by shmroom November 2, 2022
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