Spiffed

To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.

Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Spliffdinger

It’s when you rip off your hang nail, and yell.

I yelled Spliffdinger, when the damn nail bled.

by MoonlightXxx May 20, 2021

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 December 18, 2006

Spiffed

To be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.

Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.

by Kawika Swag. May 28, 2011

Spiffed up

When a man is dressed up in a full suit and tie, again for a reason or on a whim to look hot.

Matt found out the girl he likes is interested in classier men, so he got spiffed up every day to impress her. Even though it was uncomfortable for him, she found his level of spiff pretty hot.

by Knotted up May 18, 2020

spiffed

drunk, completely shitfaced

Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.

by cree December 31, 2003

spliffer

Another word for spliff.

It's only a lil spliffer dog, you aint gettin non my weed nigga!

by Bob July 25, 2003