Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025