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speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time
Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.
by mattyg7 October 6, 2006
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speedopolis

A word used to characterize a city as a place where everyone seems to speed.
Los Angeles is and probably always will be a total speedopolis!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021
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Aikido in A Speedo

One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.

In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.

He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.

After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.

The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.

There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?

-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
by KnjazVovk May 28, 2009
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speezy

A place to congregate and enjoy life; an area of extreme relaxation, ex: a friend's house, coffee shop, night club. Derived from "spot", which has the same meaning.
"We're gonna roll over to Roscoe's Waffles and Chicken, it's the speezy fo sheezy."
by Choppy February 17, 2003
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Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.
"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."
by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014
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speedo man

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.
Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.
by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007
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skeezo

a complete and total dumb neighborhood ho, or a completely pussy-whooped male who picks his gf over his homies.

ho, pussy, whooped
1. A yo skeezo come here so we can fuck.

2. Hey, Jack is a fucken skeezo man. He never kicks it with us anymore.
by gabriel June 1, 2004
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