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Speedboard

n. downhill skateboard, usually built very heavy duty measuring 40-43" with wheel cutouts for large wheels. often mounted drop-through, with the truck baseplate mounted on top of the board.
v. downhill skateboarding, where riders use aerodynamic tucks and crouches to reach speeds as high as 65mph, drifting their boards at turns and footbraking, airbraking, or sliding to stop.
n. I just got a brand new speedboard! I can't wait to bomb some hills!
v. Hey, do you want to speedboard today? I found a nice hill over by the school.
by Cliff J's longskate vocab August 20, 2006
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Spectard

An asshole so consumed with computer specs, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off computer specs, he is such a Spectard!
by Klaatu9898 August 28, 2018
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Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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Spreetard

singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.
Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.
by Pipistrello January 7, 2006
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Spectard

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.
Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard
by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009
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sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005
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Sleeptard

Someone who sleeps every day, all day and is a hassle to wake up!
Sonia, you're a sleeptard!
by DubstepHQ July 9, 2010
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