speed bump

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"

by soulovely April 1, 2010

Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

by TIM4352625 December 25, 2008

the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

by Ju1 July 27, 2019

speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008

speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by earjacker September 23, 2008

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003