Shatenfoid

German, for feeling good about yourself when your enemies anus has been violated.

I now feel shatenfoid after my enemy was raped last week.

by james karmichael May 4, 2009

Skate Date

When a skateboarder takes somebody (skater/non-skater) on a date involving skating. One party is typically a decent skater as to impress or give a lesson to their date.

Lucy brought her spare skateboard out on her skate date with Jen so she could teach her how to kickflip.

by skatebandit October 26, 2017

Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.

"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"

by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

Skate stopper

An item that goes on a curb, rail. This iteam is to stop people from grinding (skateboarding, BMX'ing, blading)

Dame thats lame, we can't grind that cuz of that Skate stopper

by nuk-em October 25, 2006

Skate

A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.

Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard

by LostinOregon June 17, 2015

Salad Skate

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.

Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!

by Royal14 April 24, 2011