a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.
by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009
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Get the spastard mug.An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.
Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
by tomjdog April 16, 2014
Get the Spaztard mug.A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.
Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..
by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018
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Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.
Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.
"You are such an SOAtard!"
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.
by KitKyle June 21, 2011
Get the SOAtard mug.Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)
They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.
They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.
'You SpakTard'
by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009
Get the SpakTard mug.A beautiful, intelligent, fantastic girl. Incredibly sweet, but stands up for herself when needed. A great friend and will be there for you forever. She is all around a wonderful girl.
by cookiem0nsterx33 April 20, 2011
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