danky spanky

When you get hella blazed before you fuck.

Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky

by umbels March 22, 2009

spanx

Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"

"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."

by Dawn Bolter February 10, 2005

Don't bust your Spanx.

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10

"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."

by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010

spanky for my hangdown

Vagina for my penis.

I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.

by Blind Willie Mootz December 12, 2010

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018