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An item of clothing that is cut too small or tight fitting.
The cut of todays jackets are too spanky. Looser fitting clothing is more attractive on mature people or those who are not skinny.
spanky by Barbata Smith December 28, 2005
To be very stoned, it can be used as a codeword if you dont want some people to know your baked.
Dude how has your mom not been able to tell I'm so spanky, i was hitting og kush out of the 3 foot roor tripple perc before I came over, i can hardly function.

TREX: Dude im actually so spanky after smoking all that og kush out of the 3 foot roor triple perc, don’t tell philleus though he’s clueless.
Spanky by thedude420xx April 15, 2011
the name my brother JK calls dogs by, even when he knows the dogs name...

and in a sense another metaphor for other things and beings, kinda like bubba's....
here, spanky... nice spanky... sit spanky...

that spanky sure is a bad driver...

that sure is an ugly spanky...
spanky by midnight February 15, 2004
The Name of the legendary Guardian...Auron's 'Sword'
And Auron lifted Spanky high into the air for all to see
spanky by Lunatic July 29, 2003
someone who sits around jacking off and getting erections from cats.
christian is such a spanky.
spanky by nicky crovisier March 21, 2008
shitkicking troll
spanky is a troll
spanky by phil kaplan April 26, 2003