shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Spifty

1. (noun) Sunscreen with a sun protection factor of 50. A combination of the word fifty and the acronym SPF.

2. (verb) To apply sunscreen with SPF 50 to oneself or to others.

See re-spifty and spfifteen

1. I really don't want sunburn, please pass me the spifty.

2. Javier, can you spifty my back for me?

by bridget15 September 28, 2008

Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005

shafty bastard

terrible at enemy territory and/or extremely emo

You know that team seven clan and especially that shafty bastard is terrible at enemy territory

by Kenyon_45 July 16, 2008

shafty nigro

the art of being a negro and having a shaft that is wider than the tip of the penis

kyle is a shafty nigro his penis shaft is 2 inches wider than the tip of the penis

by wombologist September 12, 2011

Safty

Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.

Woah there Sparky! Read the sign! "Closed For Safty".

by Inscrutiana May 12, 2019

Shaftyy

Shaftyy: Used when a man goes crazy with a fine ass female.

Gael: ”BRO THAT SHORTY FINE AH I BET SHE GOT THAT WAP”!!

Mario: ”You finna get” (SHAFTYY) with her tn”

by Gael Gomez September 29, 2020