spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

spaceboarding

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

Spacewank

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

SpaceDeath

An distinctively creative and unique musician with an amazing voice, swathed in mystery and anime aesthetics. Proclaiming to have invented the experimental genres called Shadow Pop and Tribalcore. They stand out a lot making them a bit complex to understand but after a few listens you will quickly realize they are very talented.

You'll always know when you hear a SpaceDeath song

by AriaScarlet September 8, 2020

spacebar

a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.
(credit to comedian Howie Mandel)

You talk too fast, man, use your f**king spacebar.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Spacebound

The act of being in love.

Jeff has my heart Spacebound.

by corenabeanuh June 14, 2011