Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

Southwest Wyoming

The Northeast corner of land that Utah didn't want. Made up of sagebrush, prarie dogs and Mormon settler descendants that couldn't hack the journey to Salt Lake City. Southwest Wyoming is still considered to be part of Utah by the rest of Wyoming's residents and government. Mostly known for the sale of beer kegs, porn, and fireworks to visiting Utahns.

Ammon: "Why did Utah give the Southwest Wyoming territory away?"
Josiah: "Because It was the worst part of Utah."

by hogballs73 September 29, 2018

southie suitcase

A trash bag with no handle and or no hinged lid, used for carrying clothes and other personal possessions. A heavy duty contractor bag is considered the Louis Vuitton of southie suitcases.

Sully: Damn Mickey you cheap Irish prick I see you got that southie suitcase, are you that poor?
Mickey: Naw Sully the wife caught me cheating last night, didn’t have time to grab my duffel. Mind if crash on your couch?

Sully: Only if you got some beer in there!

by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021

southie snowplow

An enormous cocaine scooping device to load copious amounts of white powder into your nose.

Damn bro did you see Megan last night? She moved a mountain with that southie snowplow. She was whacked.

by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021

southwest strangla

shaggy 2 dope;one of the two members of I.C.P. other than violent J

yo, shaggs is tha southwest strangla i dont wanna fuck wit him

by juggalo May 13, 2005

Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.

John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME

by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009

Southwest Style Hand Job

A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.

Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.

by Jobo086 April 5, 2010