Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Scrombulate

When your balls drop but for grief.

When Philip died, Alexander's balls got so scrombulated.

by Hamilfan2000 September 21, 2023

simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025

its simulated

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis

Best of the best

should be in Auto again

guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE

by Not Simulated October 14, 2014