Softmetre

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.

"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"

by Alex.co November 18, 2015

softetherslam

softetherslam is a ddos attack that attacks softether dns servers aswell as the servers port connection feature. Once your server has no dns transfer there is no where for your data to reroute to leading your server to overload. Its publisher is Xyraku or czpy.

I used Softetherslam to drop that guys nfo.

by WhiteHat-Hacker December 20, 2019

Killing Me Softly

The theme song for the Killing Stalking fandom.

Damn, Sangwoo singing Killing Me Softly gives me the chills.

by DomoChibi March 7, 2017

softe

When something or someone is pure, innocent, gentle, calm, kind, or wouldn't hurt a fly.

Softer than soft.
Calm and quiet.

Person A: "He's such a pure little cinnamon roll!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's so softe"

"This song is so softe"

by Sebbu April 14, 2017

Softie (roblox)

A roblox style that are normally very sweet and kind. They wear light pastel colours and often wear cottagecore designs.

C&P: I’m thinking of changing my style into a softie (roblox)
Slender: Bet

by cherrychinese June 3, 2021

mushin softies

the act of two males laying stomach to stomach as the male on top's only contact point is his penis. this can only occur with no erections between the two participants.

when one roommate is attempting to wake up another roommate by mushin softies

by guysE5 February 11, 2010

Anti-softlock

In Mario Maker, an anti-softlock is a particularly potent, enraging mechanism to troll a player - by giving them a way to die, while making it as difficult as possible to obtain the sweet release of death.

Typically, anti-softlocks will only be utilized after a player has obtained a checkpoint, meaning that if the player were to restart the level, they would have to play through the entire level again. Thus, the player feels compelled to complete the anti-softlock, diminishing their sanity in the process.

"Holy shit, what is this anti-softlock?" - carlsagan42

by Defensor April 20, 2020