Softitis

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

softism

1. The tendency to be overly sensitive, easily hurt, or excessively gentle in situations that don’t require it.

2. The art of finding offense where none was intended.

“Getting upset over a harmless joke about your favorite superhero movie is pure softism — especially if it turns into a 12-paragraph Facebook rant.”

by Rip Spencer August 11, 2025

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018