soccer mom save 

When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom

Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.

soccer mom save by Bernay March 4, 2009

soccer mom speedball 

large starbucks coffee and a Klonopin

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?

soccer mom speedball by bleeeweee September 14, 2010

KC Soccer Mom Slam 

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

KC Soccer Mom Slam by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

Soccer Mom (sex position) by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans

Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!

Soccer Player Syndrome by Haywired4 May 9, 2021

Soccer four square 

A variation of the childhood game of four square created by a highschool in Maryland. Instead of being played with the hands like the original game players play with their feet. This game can be played with nearly any type of ball from a soccer ball, to a volleyball, to a basketball.

John: "Yo I'm so tired of playing basketball..."
James: "I know me too...but all we have is a basketball"
John: "Well we've got four squares and a ball lets play.."
Both: "Soccer four square!!"

Soccer four square by Soccer4^2 June 24, 2011

soccer mom slizzard 

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

soccer mom slizzard by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013