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Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"
by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011
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snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.
Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.
by nuttybunny September 25, 2013
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Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.
"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."
by GG.allin August 27, 2017
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snorkling

The act of giving oral sex to a male underwater
I walked out to the pool and saw Jan snorkling on Jon
by carpmentor November 3, 2007
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snuggling

1. Like cuddling and spooning, when you're physically close to someone, but usually with your clothing on, both lying side-by-side in the same shape (like an S shape) and speaking without words. Might follow sex, maybe not. A comforting act mostly. It makes you feel happy.

2. When two people are hugging, one usually to comfort the other, and one has their face buried in the others shoulder. Will hold on until they feel better.
1. Girl and guy snuggling. Guy has arm draped over girl's torso. Both are smiling, with eyes closed. They can both feel how much one loves the other <3

2. *girl crying* Mary, Josh broke up with me.
Mary: *hugs friend* Don't worry, Sara. You'll find someone who won't break your heart.
Sara: *hugging Mary close, crying on her shoulder* I hope so (whispers)

Sara lets go when she feels better
by jilligypuff April 25, 2008
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shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore
What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!
by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012
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snudging

To aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. To bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent.
"My Bucket List #1? - Snudging the Queens of England's throne."
by OtisDay December 4, 2014
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