Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.

Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.

by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016

snowblower

A term for someone who does cocaine. see cokehead orsnowman.

That guy keeps sniffing, he must be a snowblower.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Alaskan Snowblower

When a girl is laying flat on her back, and a man straddles her and walks from her head to her feet blowing his load all over her.

Last night me and my g.f were having sex when she laid on her back while I walked down her body blowing my load. which is known as the Alaskan Snowblower

by Sean Jernigan January 6, 2009

upside down snowblower

When you cum in a girls mouth and walk around with her upside down holding her legs as she spits out your semen.

I just made that girl an "upside down snowblower".

by Upside snowblower June 8, 2016

undercover snowblower

Like a dutch oven, but different.

Gave dat ho an undercover snowblower

by TDGSR April 28, 2015

snowblower

When a girl gives head then kisses you with the skeet still in her mouth

Your mother is a snowblower

by Ziggbert May 13, 2005

Canadian snowblower

When a guy makes a girl swallow his cum and then he punches her in the throat so she spits it back out.

Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!

by bigl_187 April 16, 2008