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Spokane Sneezer

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.
by TurdNinja August 31, 2011
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Multiple Sneezer

Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.

Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.

see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009
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Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.
Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick
by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011
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Powder sneezer

When a chick layers so much makeup on her face, she sneezes and a dust cloud appears around her
Guy: What's that dust around that girls head?
Other guy: It's her make up, that bitch a powder sneezer.
by Felicia Texas June 25, 2016
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Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.
Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*
by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009
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Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes
Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.
by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005
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The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.
I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003
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