Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.
by Dr. Bitchslap May 24, 2003
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Get the sausage fest mug.by George Bush Jr. September 20, 2005
Get the sausage fest mug.A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
by yungflame November 28, 2010
Get the Sausage fest balance theorem mug.Phrase used to describe a predominatly male party. Usually used by guys who want to give the illusion that they're bigger players than everyone else there.
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Get the Sausage Fest mug.Sausage Fest (or a festival of sausage) - when there is a bigger ratio of men to women at any given time. By LA2k7
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