snatchlasticity

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

by The Crucial April 20, 2006

Snatchcraft

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.

1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"

by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.

Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.

by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

snatchlasticity

The elasticity or pliability of the vagina.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by theempty April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

having superb vaginal muscle control.

Karen's husband did not cheat on her because, even after the birth of the twins, she maintained such marvelous snatchlasticity.

by Peri Mason May 25, 2006

snatchclap

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.

Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."

by Buck February 17, 2005