sharpen the knives

It is a euphemism for two women scissoring.

Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.

I'd really love to sharpen the knives on my girlfriend tonight.

by Sharellian August 2, 2014

sharpen the saw

To make a saw, less blunt.
or
Work smarter, not harder (coined: TM - circa 2020, Brisbane)

Example 1
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”

Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"

by thetruthlaverdad July 2, 2020

cock sharpener

When the vagina circumcises the nig nog log

Oh shit that biatch cut ma nog log nigga, she be like a cock sharpener

by cockmasterv February 18, 2011

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011