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character from harry potter movies/books.
SNAPE KlLLS DUMBLEDORE!
snape by bastion booger August 25, 2005
The guy who is voldermort boy toy.
Snape is Voldermorts favorite death eater
snape by Sweeney todd April 20, 2006
The unpleasant, greasy-headed potions professor from the Harry Potter series. He is a major douche to Harry, mainly because he was madly in love with Harry's mother, but due to his own screw-up, she wound up hating him, loving his enemy, having a child with his enemy, then dying.

Basically, Snape is cranky because of his lack of a sex life, and Harry is a living reminder of the fact that his enemy had a sex life and he did not.
Snape-"Detention, Potter! And a hundred fifty thousand points from Gryffindor!"

Harry-"You know what? You're jealous of my dead father, you so rarely see the sun that your skin gives off its own glow, and you clearly haven't showered in a decade, because I could literally wring a gallon of oil out of your hair. I honestly can't think of anything more pathetic."
snape by 123squanto March 3, 2011
A phrase used by Studio C when Severus Snape and Voldemort have a heated argument ending with Voldemort saying to Snape "You've just been snaped!"and Severus says "Oh Snape! ". Harry Potter fans will find this a fun phrase to use.
"Oh Snape! "

"You just got snapped! "
"Snape it!"
Snape by Solvieg June 1, 2018
An interjection used and preceded by "oh". Usually used after an offensive point has been made.
Oh Snape son, that fool just offended yo ass.

Snape, that was totally off the chain my homie.
snape by danklewankle June 15, 2007
The guy with the voice that sounds like he is gargling marbles while making out with a porpoise inside of a bucket.
Man, that Snape guy has a terrible voice, what a fucking annoying way of communicating.
snape by gsten August 16, 2010