shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.

Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.

by King Jay July 4, 2008

shitstick

A real dull, under annoying person

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"

by average Joe December 24, 2002

ShitStick

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitsticks

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

Shitsticked

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.

"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"

by oldham92 June 2, 2009

slutstick

slang for a pregnancy test

Did you hear about Tracy last night? Probably buying a slutstick right this moment.

by thedash5582 August 16, 2012

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003